Sunday, July 15, 2012

Will Rogers' quotes

I got this e-mail with a whole bunch of quotes from Will Rogers today. They are so good! Here are my favorites:

Never slap a man who's chewing  tobacco.

Never miss a good chance to shut  up.

The quickest way to double your  money is to fold it
and put it back into your  pocket.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion  felt so good he started  roaring.  He  kept it up until a hunter came along and shot  him.
The  moral:  When you're full of bull, keep your mouth  shut. 

1. Eventually  you will reach a point when you stop  lying about  your age and start bragging about  it.
2. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth  waiting in line for.
3. Some people try to turn back their  odometers. Not  me; I want people to know 'why' I look this  way. I've  traveled a long way, and some of the roads  weren't paved.  

4. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go  back to youth, think  of Algebra.
5.You know you are getting old when everything  either dries up or leaks. 
6. I don't know how I got over the hill without  getting to the top.
7. One of the many things no one tells you about  aging is that it's such a nice change from being  young.
8. One must wait until evening to see how splendid  the day has been.
9. Being young is beautiful, but being old is  comfortable.
10. Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground  with sticks, it  was called witchcraft. Today  it's called golf.

And,  finally, If you don't learn to laugh at  trouble, you  won't have anything to laugh at when you're  old.

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